Thou shalt bring thine own bottles

This is a simple rule to follow. Since we are saving and protecting the environment, we decided to do away with all breaks for our employees. Even though they are supposed to work for 10 hours, we have decided to cut down the break down to 45 minutes. Remember, during this time, you should manage to shit, piss, eat (not necessarily in that order) and drink water.

But in this policy, we are not talking about the lack of drinking water. We are telling you to bring your own bottles - so that you can take a leak in. No breaks!