Thine PF are our own!

We have a NEW! policy! From today, you will retrieve all your earlier Provident Fund (from all your previous employments) and give it to us as salary! We know. We usually pay YOU salary. But we thought, why not play a game and have the roles exchanged for a month. This month, you will get all your PF and pay us - for being such a GOOD company! Damn, if you are grumbling, be thankful we have not fired you yet!