In this new policy that we intend to propagate across all verticals, horizontals and business sectors, we have decided on a very healthy alternative for all our employees. We see that too many of our employees are unhealthy, fall sick, take leave from office and most of all - waste company resources due to their ill health. Our DumbAss initiative - one peculiar to our company (since it is full of dumbasses), decided why not provide a wonderful initiative for all our employees to work and become healthy at the same time.
From tomorrow, it is compulsory for all our employees to do a stint as Spiderman! Well, you will have to hang out of our lovely glass covered buildings and clean the windows. Not only does it enhance your health, it gives you a healthy dose of fear that can only be beat by the pink slip dangling at the other end of the rope.
Health is wealth. Or like how we at TeeCeeYes say - the employees health is our wealth!
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